Remember those math problems with 5 L, 3 L and 2 L jugs of water that ask, “How can you fill each jug equally using only those jugs to pour with?” Or trains leaving stations and arriving at this or that time? I’m sure an MRI scan would show my brain actually shutting off when I see those. Can I claim I have a Math disability?
Author: Thomas
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Poop deck: Lather, stab, repeat
When you fail to leave a dry towel in the bathroom, that’s irritating. When you leave no toilet paper in the bathroom, that is unforgivable.
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Poop deck: Meat Shack
Some people reject vaccinations, so let’s just throw science and common sense to the wind completely. Refrigeration? It’s witchcraft. You put things in a box that, only when you can’t see inside, does it cool them down. What is it hiding? And this is done to prevent rotting, a 100% natural process. For shame.
What will people do next? Combine these two evils? Like storing vaccinations in a fridge? Oh my God…it’s already happening!
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Poop deck: I’d rather die
What hill would you choose to pointlessly die on? Mine is milk in tea. Those who add milk to their tea are enlightened and those who don’t are barely human. Probably shouldn’t show my Mum this post (she doesn’t take milk).