I believe him. He looks guilty, but the only stroking he’s doing is with that piece of charcoal.
Tag: Appearances
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Poop deck: Smug mug
The urge you’re feeling to hit this man is probably an evolutionary adaptation. Pain, for example, makes us avoid injurious things. Feeling disgust makes us choose healthy over poisonous foods. Hitting smug gits like this betters the human species overall.
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Poop deck: Portrait me faster!
I don’t know what she’s so sour about. What else did wealthy lords and ladies have to do back then? Idleness and ennui were their full-time jobs.
…are they accepting applications?
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Poop deck: Objection sustained!
His honour had no choice but to exercise the full power of the law, given the gravity of the matter.
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