A good friend tells you when you’ve had too much to drink; a true friend holds your hair while you barf because you didn’t listen to them.
Tag: Relationships
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Poop deck: The inn crowd
He’s just going to slip the fiddler a couple ducats and tell him to act like they’re old friends. Oldest story in ye olde book.
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Poop deck: 19th century ghosting
It must’ve been so easy to avoid an awkward crush in the 19th century. They’re talking to you at the garden party…lots. They avoid the games room and keep joining you in the library. You excuse yourself, they come and find you again. Take the hint, Mr. Darcy-but-he’s-actually-just-a-jerk-and-not-a-hottie!
Take heart you Austen-y, Brontë-esque heroine: once his visit is over, you won’t see that loser for months. And when next you meet, oops! You’ve got the vapours and have to convalesce at a seaside town.